Collecting bottled piss

I don’t often get the opportunity to get a golden shower directly from the tap. The only option I typically have for getting wet is bottled piss. Luckily there are truck stops and large distribution centers in my area and there are usually plenty of fresh bottles of piss just sitting out on the side of the road from that day. Does anyone else ever collect piss this way to have a little golden shower when you can’t find a guy to give you one in person?

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I have. Some of my first play was peeing in an apple juice glass bottle and saving it.

Never thought of that, but I guess truckers can’t always get to a bathroom. But golden showers are better warm.

One day leaving a jobsite, the guy that worked closest with me left just minutes before me. Right there where his truck was parked was a aluminum can with a lid standing. I knew exactly it had to be filled with his piss so I grabbed it. Jumped in my truck, removed the lid and took a whiff … sure enough it was piss. I took a sip and slowly sipped it on my drive home. Once home I poured some in a glass just to see its perfect color. I sipped on this can for days.

Wow, so hot; I’d love it…