Hotel piss ideas

I want to be prepared for next time I’m in a hotel with a full bladder.

What pissy things should I do?

No guarantees, but I will try to record and post here if possible.

Note: I absolutely respect the cleaning crews, so I will only do things that I can clean up. Hard floors :white_check_mark:, soaking a cushion :x:, a stray sprinkle on carpet that can be scrubbed with soap and a wash cloth :ok:, etc.